Beauty Treatments for the Average Woman

For the rest of the month I am fasting. Not from food, but from gossip blogs. (sigh) I agreed to give up Perez Hilton, bossip, ybf, concreteloop and anything else that will report on Brangelina's absurd $14 mil for twin pics, Beyonce's newest purse or the most recent hip hop beef. Geez, its sure hard. That just means that your guest poster will be here with you longer! (please, please, stop the cheering. you may all take your seats.) So, as I abstain from the super-celebrity, I thought that I would give you beauty fixes that real life women should try.

Ok, so definitely go get threaded. Just try not to get cut in the process. Take it from a woman who has more hair than should be allowed. (OMG, I hope I didn't destroy my boyfriend's illusion of me.) Threading is the way to go. I stumbled in after my normal aesthetician had an emergency. At that point I already had a mustache beard. I wandered into a different salon and was told that I could get threaded...yes, I did it and I'm not sorry. It gets closer than waxing, is all natural, and didn't irritate my VERY sensitive skin. Plus, its a bit cheaper.

Get a fish pedicure. Yeah, I was surprised too. But for roughly $45 you can stick your hard, crusty feet in a basin of teeny fish and pull them out as smooth as the day you were born.

This uber fashionable woman in my office always has unchipped, shiny as metal nails. You know what she uses? Yep, the stuff in the picture--Seche Vite. As soon as I finish this blog, I'm going to grab some. A-list here I come! Seriously, go get you some. Your nails looks a little worn.

Lastly, try a butt wax. I've never done this, but I'm told that you will never go back again. (clearing throat.) Hey, put down that phone! You don't really need this done! Oh, you're right. You don't really need any of this stuff. All of these can be replaced with a little TLC at home.

Always remember to love yourself as you are.

--Guest Poster