I love lists, as you have seen, but I hate my job. Even more than disliking my job, I dislike people that have no office etiquette. (HEY buddy, what did you learn on your internship. Geez.) So, I have listed the most flagrant violations below.
Workers of the world, NEVER do the following:
- Have phone sex. Yes, that even includes freaky innuendos. You would be amazed at what I just heard through my thin cubby walls. (Ewwww)
- Talk about your other co-workers. Once I was ranting about a decision that I hated only to have the person in question walk in while I was in the midst thereof. Damn that cubby wall for blocking my vision! Now, it didn't get me fired, but it did lose me friends for about a year.
- Play unedited music. Nope, I don't care if its "conscious," by your relative or given to your personally from Jay-Z. No means, no. (sigh)
- Eat fish in small quarters. Nuff said, nuff said.
- Update your blog. Unless, of course, you have the cubby in the back corner where no one can see you. Yeah for me!!!
Holla baller.
--Forget what the books says. Eat lunch alone today! Its the new black.
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