Reporter Drops the Front

My sides still hurt from laughing. You can take the brotha outta the hood, but...you know.

NAME THAT SAMPLE ROUND 2

This is is especially for Andrae!!!!!

Lets see if anybody gets this one.

Man i wish crack hadn't got this guy!

--Luxe Brown

OKAY...NAME THAT SAMPLE ROUND 1

Come on you can do it.  This is easy.

IN THE BUTT!!!!!!!

THIS IS PURE COMEDY....GO AMERICA!!!!

IM SPEECHLESS ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE!!!!!

THIS DUDE IS OFFICIALY THE KOOLEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!!!

Wow this guy is liek a superstar...He has like 22 Million Youtube Views......Pretty Cool!!

But Check out this guy. No mater what people always wanna one up you, by any means.

LMAO!!!!!! THIS IS REALLY ENTERTAINING ME!!!!!!

--harder, better, faster, stronger...im glad ya'll got them cuz i'm not doin' that crap!

--Luxe Brown

IM BAAAAAAAAAACK BIZNICHES!!!!!!!

OKAY SO HERE WE GO!!!! 

I was watching TV the other day and i started noticing some really "questionable" lookin' hair styles.  Namely braids.  Now, when executed correctly braids can be a cool looking thing but when you do what the following people do, YOU JUST NEED YO' ASS WHOOPED!!!!!

Pay close attention to what not to do:

TRAGIC!!!!!!

OLD ASS....KNOW HE BALL HEADED AT THE TOP....WITH YAKKY PERM WEAVE!!!!

OOOOOH! HE LOOKS LIKE A PISSER WITH THOSE BRAIDS.

NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A PISSER WITH GOLD HAIR!  THE SOLID GOLD PISSER.

LMAO!!!!!! DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A BLOOD.    

Look at that...OLD SKOOL MESSED UP HAIR!!!!

--hey, don't get caught slippin'

--Luxe Brown

Why I LOVE Wendy Williams

Yeah, that's right! I said it, (sniff, sniff) I love Wendy Williams. Wendy, girl, I know some folks call you a tranny and say that you buy bargain bin weave. (Ok, that last one was me.) I know that some folk say that you should come clean about your husband's infidelities and stop wearing lipstick inappropriate for your skin tone.

FORGET THEM ALL WENDY!

You are the realest red carpet reporter out there. While I could never be you, I appreciate how you ask intrusive, completely irrelevant questions of my favorite stars. Seriously, its hilarious! Plus, the streets want to know and we need someone to ask. Finally, a commentator with some balls! (No inference intended.) Plus, your skin is the bomb.

Ladies of the world give Wendy a hand.

--Make a new friend today. SIKE!

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White Girls CAN Have Great Weaves

Yeah, I just saw this chick rocking a bargain bin weave ponytail. She was not too unlike our good friend Brit in the pic. (Although I will say this pic of Brit is old. She has been looking decent as of late.) My message is simple, buy human hair my white sisters. Save yourself the horrible pain and agony of looking like a Barbie doll that has been sitting in the bottom of toy chest for the past 15 years. (sigh) I just want all of you to know (as I wipe away my tears), that great weaves are for everyone. Just ask J. Simp.

Nuff said, nuff said. Although she could use a lesson from the Asian lady on how to match colors.



--Get a good weave or go natural.
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What NOT to do at Work

I love lists, as you have seen, but I hate my job. Even more than disliking my job, I dislike people that have no office etiquette. (HEY buddy, what did you learn on your internship. Geez.) So, I have listed the most flagrant violations below.

Workers of the world, NEVER do the following:

• Have phone sex. Yes, that even includes freaky innuendos. You would be amazed at what I just heard through my thin cubby walls. (Ewwww)

• Talk about your other co-workers. Once I was ranting about a decision that I hated only to have the person in question walk in while I was in the midst thereof. Damn that cubby wall for blocking my vision! Now, it didn't get me fired, but it did lose me friends for about a year.

• Play unedited music. Nope, I don't care if its "conscious," by your relative or given to your personally from Jay-Z. No means, no. (sigh)
  

• Eat fish in small quarters. Nuff said, nuff said.

• Update your blog. Unless, of course, you have the cubby in the back corner where no one can see you. Yeah for me!!!

Holla baller.

--Forget what the books says. Eat lunch alone today! Its the new black.

Guest Poster

Beauty Treatments for the Average Woman

For the rest of the month I am fasting. Not from food, but from gossip blogs. (sigh) I agreed to give up Perez Hilton, bossip, ybf, concreteloop and anything else that will report on Brangelina's absurd $14 mil for twin pics, Beyonce's newest purse or the most recent hip hop beef. Geez, its sure hard. That just means that your guest poster will be here with you longer! (please, please, stop the cheering. you may all take your seats.) So, as I abstain from the super-celebrity, I thought that I would give you beauty fixes that real life women should try.

Ok, so definitely go get threaded. Just try not to get cut in the process. Take it from a woman who has more hair than should be allowed. (OMG, I hope I didn't destroy my boyfriend's illusion of me.) Threading is the way to go. I stumbled in after my normal aesthetician had an emergency. At that point I already had a mustache beard. I wandered into a different salon and was told that I could get threaded...yes, I did it and I'm not sorry. It gets closer than waxing, is all natural, and didn't irritate my VERY sensitive skin. Plus, its a bit cheaper.

Get a fish pedicure. Yeah, I was surprised too. But for roughly $45 you can stick your hard, crusty feet in a basin of teeny fish and pull them out as smooth as the day you were born.

This uber fashionable woman in my office always has unchipped, shiny as metal nails. You know what she uses? Yep, the stuff in the picture--Seche Vite. As soon as I finish this blog, I'm going to grab some. A-list here I come! Seriously, go get you some. Your nails looks a little worn.

Lastly, try a butt wax. I've never done this, but I'm told that you will never go back again. (clearing throat.) Hey, put down that phone! You don't really need this done! Oh, you're right. You don't really need any of this stuff. All of these can be replaced with a little TLC at home.

Always remember to love yourself as you are.

--Guest Poster