ODE TO THE FOREHEAD

In some countries it may be considered a sign of wealth or beauty.  Unfortunately here in America, a big forehead is just plain funny.  Here's to some of Hollywood's biggest foreheads.

Note: Thanks to supported research from the FFRA (Federal Forehead Research Administration), instituted in 2003 under an amendment to the Geneva Convention, I will be using the Wolfienheiser Scale which measures in 4/head units. 

  

Well, Let's get started.  I don't even know who Mena Suvari is. Official Measurement: 3.5 4/head.

Hey Hey Reesey Cup!! Don't pull 

your hair back. It's like you want us to admire your forehead. Your wish is my command. 

Official Measurement:  2.5/4head  

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn Mr. Agent Man.  Looks like Neo beat the hell outta you with a refrigerator door handle.  I know that man gotta be a psychic or something.   

Official Measurement: 4 4/head easy.

Don't get slick and try to fool us here.  We know you got a big forehead.  Look, she tried to use bangs to cover it up.  WE GOTCHA!!!!

Official Measurement: 5.2 4/head 

Rihanna...I LOVE YOU.  But I can see a striking resemblance here.  Where do you shop for um-ber-ellas...ellas...ellas big enough to keep that forehead dry?  Maybe she gets them specially made.   

Official Measurement: 7.1 4/head

--no funny sign off today

Luxe Brown